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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Saying I Love You in plenty of ways

'Saying I love You is sometimes the hardest thing to do'

Still Trying to Find the perfect words to say? Tongue tied and cant say I Love You?!!!
Well get a load of this lover boy!!!. Here are ways of saying I love You in different languages. Impress Your date. Enjoy!!! Happy Valentines Day!!!
Check out some funny Pinoy Pickup Lines

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumem
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Catalan - T'estimo
Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Chinese
Cantonese - Ngo oiy ney a
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Comanche - U kamakutu nu
(pronounced oo----ka-ma-koo-too-----nu) -- Thx Tony
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Cree - Kisakihitin
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien)
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Frisian - Ik hald fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
Hebrew
To female - "ani ohev otach" (said by male) "ohevet Otach" (said by female)
To male - "ani ohev otcha" (said by male) "Ohevet ot'cha" (said by female)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru or Anata ga daisuki desu
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo or Nanun tangshinul sarang hamnida
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gaer
Macedonian - Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Ndebele - Niyakutanda
Norwegian
Bokmaal - Jeg elsker deg
Nyonrsk - Eg elskar deg
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Surinam - Mi lobi joe
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai
To female - Phom rak khun
To male - Chan rak khun
Informal - Rak te
Tunisian - Ha eh bak
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese
To female - Anh ye^u em
To male - Em ye^u anh
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Zazi - Ezhele hezdege
Zuni - Tom ho' ichema

Now Your Talking!!!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

How blog advertising works?

Blog... Blog... Blog...
The age of computers have finally come to it’s peak and a lot of things are now just a click away. You would remember a time when you had to send letters and go the extra mile just to meet new people… Now, in a click of a button, You can literally get to know a community who share the same interests as yours… In business, Hours of hard work reduced to minutes of sitting down a computer table… pretty neat huh?
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In the dawn of the birth of Blogging, People from around the world were given a very special gift: a means to express themselves. A tool that gave us a chance to show our individuality… Share experiences, our talents and our life. 8 Billion minds colliding in cyber space. 8 Billion people sharing their inner ballots…

In a click, you can send your message to the entire world…
For some people, the messages apparently read something like:
“Buy my product!!! Try it, it’s good!!!

AND Thus BLOG ADVERTISING was born.

Perhaps an apple fell on some genius advertiser’s head and lit a light bulb that said:
If everyone in the world kept a blog and shared it to hundred other friends, imagine the number of people who saw the advertisement that came along each blog…

Well, that’s a concept that works!!!

The internet is a massive collection data. Billions of people are being bonded interlinked and intertwined to its interactive web of awesomeness. That’s why its called the world wide web… Yes, the mighty internet.
If you use that power to send your message across, well… You do the math.

Someone once told me staying home will do you no good… Somebody lied.

You CAN earn at home!
It’s a very passive income to bloggers and advertisers alike. Bloggers like posting their thing, they enjoy every bit of it and earn some “kaching!” from advertisers who’s ads are on their website. Advertisers on the other hand, who cant be at various places all at once to spread word of their product since human cloning was banned, can still be sure his products are being advertised on the web. Thus.. “Katching!” more profit!.

That’s how easy it is. When you put in a review or just a simple blog for a product or a particular subject , it will attract traffic leading into an advertiser’s home page.
Based on the selected topic, The blog will now the be reviewed and keywords linking to an advertiser’s website will be filtered to create ads relating to the subject.

Pretty cool huh?... So there you have it people. Explore your inner balots and who knows, your blog could be a gold mine waiting to be explored.

Dive in to the net and show them what’s within your shell!!!
Learn more about blog marketing on Paying Post.com. Check out their new layouts and discover how you can earn while doing what you do the best.. Being yourself. I found out about them when I was on the web looking for great information.
So what are you waiting for? Blog on!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Funny Pinoy Pick-Up Lines!!!

Here's a compilation of Pinoy pick-up lines I got from tons of forwarded messages through emails and texts and it's really fascinating how Funny Pinoys are when it comes to, well... quite about everything. Some peeps from our office and I would talk about this and often role play whenever were too stressed out, and what can I say it works! . You just cant help but laugh till your stomache aches. I for one am guilty of keep a list of such funny lines. I know most of you would catch yourself remebering how funny and corny it was and would just laugh out when theres nobody around. Be honest and laugh out all you want and reminisce the first time you've received it on your phone or mail. Valentines day is near, lets take a moment to relax and revisit the old corny and funny Pinoy Lines we love to hear over and over again. Enjoy and Advance Happy Valentines Day!!!

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy papicture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
*** coz i can’t last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I’m a bee..
*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can’t smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana “T” na lang ako..
*** para i’m always right next to “U”

32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.
***BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.

34. Ako ay isang exam..

***kaya sagutin mo na ako…

35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry
***kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

Swabe no?!!!
Let Us know which one's Your favorite!!!. =)


Friday, February 6, 2009

The Story behind the balot.

Hello and thank You for visiting the Ultra magnetic Balot Project!!!


My name is MessiaDh.

I was once a normal guy like everybody else in the world. I woke up each day and dragged myself to work, went home, ate, slept, and… did pretty much what every simple Pinoy would…


Aside from being an artist in my own right, I’m a broker who works as a call center agent at a BPO company who has a brokerage firm as a client. Yes, BPO is big here in the Philippines. Money was one thing that brought me to this place in Makati, but perhaps it was the lights of Ayala at night that blinded me more to have said yes to a night job that pretty much stripped me of my all too perfect social life. But man I was a happy guy. I loved it. Probably you could call it contentment. The city, my simple life and it was everything I needed to know and everything I needed to care about. And I thought I got everything where I wanted it. But I was wrong. Very wrong.


Near the end of 2008, As part of my attempt to relieve me of the tremendous stress from work, My beloved Girlfriend and I went to her folk’s in Arayat, Pampanga. We got hungry along the way… Knowing that our destination is still far, we stopped by a corner and a lady was carrying a basket…

“ Ale ano yan tnida nyo?”( What are you selling?) She didn’t answer but instead showed us the basket and removed the cloth that was covering whatever it was she was selling…

Smoke escaped from inside the basket… It looked almost mystical. And scary… I imagine myself looking at a smoke special effect from a horror flick like ‘halimaw sa banga’.

My heart pumped faster and when the smoke cleared, we found out it was ballot… just ballot… Nothing extravagant… But we never thought that night would change everything.


Truth is, I don’t eat ballot.. My Girlfriend does… so we bought 1 each and brought it. I then caught myself remembering a time when I was little… I was so scared to death with the idea of eating balot… It was my greatest fear… a sort of Kiptonyte to me. But of course I couldn’t be such a chicken in front of my Girlfriend… And now it’s time to eat…


My hands were shaking… I came face to face with my fear… But how would I proudly say I’m pinoy when I couldn’t even eat this egg… it was hot… I felt like I was holding a small lifeless lifeform in my hands… Each crack of it’s shell sounded like thunder in my ears… My heart beat faster with each crack as I gently remove the shell to uncover the underlying thing that haunted me through the years…


“Mangan na ka!!!”… My Girlfriend said to support me( Kapampangan term for go ahead and eat). And for some reason, I felt something different with this balot… something extraordinary…


And so I took a sip of the liquid part of it and felt it run through my throat and a refreshing and weird feeling filled up my whole body… Then I couldn’t stop eating the underdeveloped chick that slides gently into my mouth and through my throat… AND FOR SOME REASON, I FEEL ENLIGHTENED… LIKE I’VE BEEN DOWNLOADED SO MUCH INFORMATION INSIDE OF ME…AND I FEEL ALIVE… And I liked it… I felt electricity flow into me… what is this balot I just ate?... what has it done to me?... I’ve heard of radioactive spiders… but this???


I became extra sensitive since then… And I saw the beauty in the world as I never did before… The changing lights of the nagtahan bridge… The artistry of the sculpture of Bonifacio near Manila City Hall, the Rizal monument, even the awesome randomness of the weralco wires…

The incredible green of the trees in Pampanga… My girlfriend’s eyes… And I feel theres so much knowledge embedded in my head as well… And I just couldn’t keep it all to myself…


And so I have encountered the power of the Ultra Magnetic Balot… I was given a gift… And as Peter Parker’s motto would put it “ With great power comes great responsibility”…. Now I think It is my responsibility to share this experience and information… So I’ve created this site to let everyone take a bite of my Ultramagnetic Balot.


This Ultra Magnetic Balot made me see things differently… Made simple things and experiences extraordinary

Truly any random thing in the world is a thing of beauty… And there’s a lot of other things to learn as well…


May you see through my eyes in this website and learn new thins along the way as well…

This is MessiaDh and I hope you’ll enjoy this site Take a sip… Take a bite… It’s alright!. =).